m0nstermadde-deactivated2013080 asked: My alarm clock is broken as well, if you're going to be here, you might as well wake me at 6:00.
I suppøse I cøuld pencil that in.
m0nstermadde-deactivated2013080 asked: Is there a reason you're following me? And, by the way, on your way in tonight, would you please try not to kill the flowers?
Øf cøurse there is a reasøn I’m følløwing yøu.
And I will try my very hardest. Nø prømises.
princessofshadowrealm asked: Hello Slender Man :) How are you today ?
I’m feeling rather tired. I had quite the …. Struggle with a few øf my …. Cømpaniøns last night…
It’s been quite søme time since any øf my følløwers have asked any questiøns, making this bløg rather pøintless.
megasourusrex asked: Slender, why wont you visit me physically you only appear in my dreams and you don't even do anything in them. ;_;....
My child, eventually we will meet.
These things cannøt be rushed, my dear.
I have 35 følløwers.
But the questiøns have støped.
What have I døne tø anger yøu?
king-for-a-goddamn-day asked: You're too modest. You're perfect and that's final.
My dear, yøu are tøø kind.
cr1mson5thestranger asked: So, question: if, for some reason unknown to man, I was trying to run from you (which I wouldn't, because you are awesome and my best friend and I would very much like to hang out with you sometime), and I tripped and injured myself somehow (because I have terrible luck, that's how), what would you do?
Well, if yøu were running frøm me, yøu wøuld have a reasøn tø be running.
Thereføre, I wøuld likely kill yøu.